My friend "Tiffanie" likes to number the guys she's met thus far after being in two consecutive long term relationships. This is an excerpt from a recent conversation with # 5:
T: What do you do?
5: I make investments in escort services.
T: Oh, you mean you're a pimp.
5: No... (10 minutes of trying to explain away his occupation)
T: Wait, can I ask you something?
5: Is it if I sleep with the girls?
T: No, I was just wondering if you started talking to me cause you wanted to pimp me out. Cause I'm not like that...
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