Showing posts with label Tiffanie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiffanie. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Pimp

My friend "Tiffanie" likes to number the guys she's met thus far after being in two consecutive long term relationships. This is an excerpt from a recent conversation with # 5:
T: What do you do?
5: I make investments in escort services.
T: Oh, you mean you're a pimp.
5: No... (10 minutes of trying to explain away his occupation)
T: Wait, can I ask you something?
5: Is it if I sleep with the girls?
T: No, I was just wondering if you started talking to me cause you wanted to pimp me out. Cause I'm not like that...